Walk up in the club like “What up I’m comfortable with the size of my penis and that’s what really matters.”
Girl I’m gonna take you to Buffalo Wild Wings and order you some wings and then when they come I’ll say “Looks like this angel got her wings”.
home alone or: hahahahahhaha what is clothing
why are there no roller skating rinks in the bay?
how else am i supposed to celebrate turning 23?
pulp fiction is on tv and i can’t stop laughing because they’re censoring every other word and it skipped straight from Martin getting shot in the face to them having coffee.
my look for this season is lederhosen.